Other than NYC Sewer connaisseurs, very few people know about the Abominable Slimeman. People know about the tribe of Snowmen, But not the Slimeman. For a long time, the Abomidable Snowmen seperated themselves from humanity. The hid in forests an in river valleys. But during World War II, in Canada, where they are known as Sasquatch, the snowmen decided that they needed to throw their lot in with their countrymen. They fought hard in the forest of Europe. And many a German Soldier met his end on the paws of a Candian Snowman.
After the war, they all went home. Well, all, except for one. He had become enamoured of humans and their society and decided to explore the world for a while. His name had been "ArTarAgHar", which sounds tough, but it means "Dewdrop". He adopted the name "Claude" and shaved hismelf so he looked like a Hairy and unkempt large man. He traveled the world. China, Japan, Africa. After a few years his trip came to an end, he enjoyed it, but he thought that it was time to return home. He had loved his trip, but no where felt right. no where was home.
He missed the forests of Canada and was eager to come back. His boat pulled into NY harbour, but as the boat passed the Statue of Liberty and he looked upon the NY skyline, he had a strange feeling. A feeling that he had come home.
His stay in NY started as a few days and then months and then years. Snowmen live a long time at least by human standards and the decades passed. He lived in the Village through the Beatnick years and was quite Boehemian. He became good friends with both Allen Ginsberg and Jaee Jacobs. Both of whom knew his true idenity.
He has happy. But then he had news from Canada. Strange rumblings about the RCMP:The Royal Canadian Mounted Police。
about Sumo
Sumo is Elaine's #1 Marathon Running Fan. Sadly, Elaine lost Sumo somewhere during her work commute from Midtown West to Midtown East. Building security checked for Sumo everywhere, but he was no where to be found. Luckily, Sumo was found by a young British boy vacationing in NY. He took it back to his parents home in Notting Hill, but he himself dropped it while skipping down to the Picadilly line. The Sumo was then found again and put on Ebay...
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
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