Sumo fell threw the air. It was a long drop. After an surprising long period of time, he landed in a large body of water. Large for Sumo anyway. To say the sumo did not like where he was and found it unpleasant would be an act of gross understatement. There had never been such as unpleasant feeling, even watching mid 1970s disco movies could not approach the horror that he felt.
There is a rumour that Alligators live in the NY city sewer system. It is riddiculous and unfounded. Anyone who knows the NY city sewer knows that is impossible. They know that the Abominable Slimeman lives there.
about Sumo
Sumo is Elaine's #1 Marathon Running Fan. Sadly, Elaine lost Sumo somewhere during her work commute from Midtown West to Midtown East. Building security checked for Sumo everywhere, but he was no where to be found. Luckily, Sumo was found by a young British boy vacationing in NY. He took it back to his parents home in Notting Hill, but he himself dropped it while skipping down to the Picadilly line. The Sumo was then found again and put on Ebay...
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