Claude walked past a bespoke tailor. He thought he has nice new clothes, why not Sumo. Claude walked in and ordered a small tuxedo for his friend. Since he paid extra and it was small, they made it for him while Claude ate lunch.
Sumo looked adorable in his little tux. Claude put him on his shoulder and sang to the tune of Putting on the Ritz.
"I was blue and I didnt know
where to go, until I saw Sumo
on my shoulder he sits
Putting on the Ritz
Different guys in different clothes
do we look good? I am sure sumo knows
with perfect fits
Putting on the Ritz
We are dressed up and never bored,
Sumo looks like a young Harrison Ford
come lets mix where hedge fund owners
run around and never drive loaners
their wives only eat bits
Putting on the Ritz"
Maggie got up. She was now in a cold fury. She thought back and remembered, rememebered to when she was a little girl. Maggie was not from the US. No, she was from out neighbor to the north: Canada.
about Sumo
Sumo is Elaine's #1 Marathon Running Fan. Sadly, Elaine lost Sumo somewhere during her work commute from Midtown West to Midtown East. Building security checked for Sumo everywhere, but he was no where to be found. Luckily, Sumo was found by a young British boy vacationing in NY. He took it back to his parents home in Notting Hill, but he himself dropped it while skipping down to the Picadilly line. The Sumo was then found again and put on Ebay...
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